I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
The feeling are messing with the penis
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Randomize
