OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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