So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
No...this little piggys going to the bar
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
whose parrot is this?
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
Randomize
