Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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