just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
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