ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
She made me pour olive oil on her.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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