stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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