Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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