I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
two words: eviction party
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
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