it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
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