It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
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