So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
I just checked and if you bring a picture of your ex they will shred it and give you a free 'hater shot'. Would it be too much to print off one of their wedding pictures and bring it?
I really love that you're not going the 'why am I not married and having a kid yet?' route, but rather 'thank god I dodged that bullet'
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