i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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