i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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