I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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