If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
then he tried to convert me to islam
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
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