If i come over, it means nothing
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
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