So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
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