is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Pants 0. Shit 1.
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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