Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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