walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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