she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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