Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
Randomize
