His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
Why can't burritos get me drunk
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
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