love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
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