But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
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