I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
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