make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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