u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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