She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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