it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
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