the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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