Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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