Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
Pooping to opera.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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