Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
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