Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
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