apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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