I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
She said her name was "party"
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
Randomize
