my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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