dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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