I hope mine doesn't look like that
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
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