i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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