the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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