strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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