Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
I need to align my fucking chakras
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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