11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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