I love black thongs
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
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