just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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