plz talk dirty to me
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
why is half of my head shaved?
Randomize
