11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
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