You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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