I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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