Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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