Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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