There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
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