covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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