Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
Blood and glitter go together right?
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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